A LITTLE HELP HERE PLEASE......................

[lulubellnyc]

OK, so I'm going Christmas shopping and I need an idea for my mother in law.
Something that says thoughtful and caring to the innocent bystander, but that she can read clearly as "BACK OFF BITCH".

Any ideas?

Comments

[june7rose.livejournal.com]

I'd get that one a lump of coal. Molly's idea is fantastic. It's an awful gift, but your hubby wouldn't recognize it as such. I'm sure you would want to rip out her hair at the roots.

Normally I would recommend cookware for a mother in law, but of course that sends the message that you wouldn't be cooking for her son and she would have to which would result in her shaking her head at you and suggesting her son come home if he wants to eat well.

If you want to insult her housekeeping skills, nothing better than a new vacuum. "I thought maybe yours was broken", is a nice little addition.

[lulubellnyc.livejournal.com]

I don't think I want to insult her housekeeping skills cause that's what she does to me. I wish I could find a way to insult her CONTROL FREAK tendancies though.