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IT'S JACK'S BIRTHDAY THIS MONDAY SO I HOPE MY FLIST WILL ALL POST THEIR FAVORITE PIC OF JACK IN HIS HONOR. OUR BOY IS GONNA BE 37!

IN HONOR OF JACK'S BIRTHDAY.............ANSWERS POSTED

A COUPLING QUIZ. EDITED TO SHOW ANSWERS

1. Who apart from Susan is Steve's fantasy woman? MARIELLA FROSTRUP
2. What is the name of the embarassing video that Susan finds in Steve's apartment? LESBIAN SPANK INFERNO
3. What are the subjects of Steve's rants in
a. Season One? BOTTOMS
b. Season Two? CUSHIONS
c. Season Three? TOILETS
d. Season Four? PAIN RELIEF
4. Where does Steve finally propose to Susan? THE BAR
5. Who is Steve's best friend? JEFF
6. Whose funeral do the friends attend? JANE'S AUNT
7. Which of the friends is almost tricked into a threesome with Patrick and Linda? JEFF

FINISH THE QUOTE AND WHO SAID IT

1. It's genetically impossible for men to have opinions about CUSHIONS. STEVE
2. I'm 33 single with neat hair, even I think that I'm GAY. PATRICK
A women's breasts are a journey, her FEET are the destination. SALLY
4. Rule one of playing it cool, only smile at her FACE. JEFF
5. Lap dancing is the ultimate nightmare of man, PORN that can see you. STEVE

JACK'S MOM COCAINE TROUBLE

I FOUND THIS INTERESTING. SHE WAS ARRESTED (WAY BACK IN 1987) FOR SMUGGLING COCAINE. SHE DIDN'T CARRY IT ON HER BODY. IT WAS IN LETTERS MAILED TO HER ADDRESS USING THE NAMES OF CHARACTERS THAT SHE PLAYED. SHE WAS ON BOND AND WAS ACQUITED. HERE IS THE ARTICLE I FOUND.

http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=kzg1AAAAIBAJ&sjid=XKYLAAAAIBAJ&pg=6752,1405621&dq=maria+aitken+1987&hl=en

SNAGGED FROM RUM INSPECTOR.......

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